Saturday, July 5, 2014

Antarctica

well I was in Antarctica with three people (2 boys and  a women who was way pregnant). We had to cross this river thing and the women wouldn't get in. I was terribly frustrated. Then I realized I had a heart and took into effect that she was pregnant. So I left. I went to this giant recycling manure machine. I kept getting stuck in it.There was this one guy with red hair that kept getting stuck in it too, He thought it was meant to be because we both kept getting stuck in it. So I left and for somt e reason I had to get into this cave, that you could only get to by going underwater, which is fine cause I can breathe underwater.Well there was this pink fox who wanted to kill me. Turns out she was nice. I got in the cave which was full of people...animals actually. Anyway the pink fox who was the leader decided that was had to become part of the computer. So she decided to blow us up and our atoms would become part of the computer. So we all got blown up. After a while of hoping from computer to computer I jumped out the window back in the cold. I met a penguin and we fell in love. We wanted to get married but we had to get permission from the chief from his tribe. We traveled many miles. We finally got there and I think chief wanted to eat me. He told me I could marry the penguin if a swam through a tunnel full of water. Little did he know I could breathe under water...mwahahahaha

Friday, July 4, 2014

Sacrifice

Well I was in a library with a dog, I loved the dog. Well the owner came and said that people were coming to kill us. So I hid the dog. And it was too late for me they found me.

Water horse

Well it started out small. I was in class teaching religion (which was taught by professor mirgonical) ..(from Harry potter) anyways snape walks in and kills her. That's when I ran away and decided to become a water horse.. (Don't ask what that is..I'm unsure myself) but I was some kind of horse!! Well as a water horse you have many challenges like catching fish or
Learning to sleep in a hammock with a horse form. Anyways one of my really good friends in real life got killed by voldimort..so I raged. I became an evil witch and started shooting lightning and tornadoes out of my hands and I thing a dragon showed up too..

Chewbacca and minecraft

Well I was in minecraft mining when I decided to build a settlement underground and have farms. Well one day when me and my people were pleasantly harvesting out crop someone screams "THE CHEWBACCAS ARE COMING!!" Then all of a sudden all these Chewbaccas started attacking us...

Salsa footcream

It started like this, my mom comes in and sets a small container in front of me and was like "here". Well it looked like salsa and smelled like salsa so I ate it. My mom comes in and is like "what are you doing?! That's foot cream?!" She told me I was going to get really sick, I asked if I was going to die, she said probably. Then I text all my friends I couldn't hang out cause I ate foot cream..the stress