Salsa footcream

It started like this, my mom comes in and sets a small container in front of me and was like "here". Well it looked like salsa and smelled like salsa so I ate it. My mom comes in and is like "what are you doing?! That's foot cream?!" She told me I was going to get really sick, I asked if I was going to die, she said probably. Then I text all my friends I couldn't hang out cause I ate foot cream..the stress